Frank Zappa

Art is about making something out of nothing and selling it.

New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most of it unsolved.

A hick town is one in which there is no place to go where you shouldn't be.

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, HE was a genius.

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

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