If I die, I forgive you. If I live, we'll see.
Praise does wonders for the sense of hearing.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
The days of the digital watch are numbered.
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Help! I'm being held prisoner by my heredity and environment!
Wise men talk because they have something to day; fools, because they have to say something.
The fuchsia is the world's most carefully-spelled flower.
He's a self-made man, which shows what happens when you don't follow directions.
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirrow with a cop in it.