If I had permission to do everything, I wouldn't want to do anything.
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
A paranoid person with low self-esteem thinks nobody important is out to get him.
A dog never shows bigotry in selecting a master.
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
A dog's job is to "be ready".
Dogs are earnest, which is why people like them. You can say any fool thing to a dog, and he will give you this look that says, "Wow! You're RIGHT! I NEVER would have thought of that!"
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Confusion is always the most honest response.
Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses.