Quote me if I'm wrong.
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
Toys are made in heaven, batteries are made in hell.
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.
There are two kinds of people: those who finish what they start and so on...
There are two kinds of complainers: men and women.
To disagree with three-fourths of the public is one of the first requisites of sanity.
Easy Street is a blind alley.
There's a deception to every rule.