The nicest looking car is the one pulling out of the parking space you want.
If you think your car is expensive to operate, try operating a shopping cart in a supermarket.
No two people in a car can agree on which window should be open -- and by how much.
Give authority to some people and they grow. Give it to others and they swell.
To get maximum attention, it's hard to beat a big mistake.
If you would like to get your spouse's attention, just look comfortable.
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
An argument is where two people are trying to get in the last word first.
The argument you just won with your spouse isn't over yet.
It does no good to argue if you're in the wrong, and if you're in the right, you don't need to.