It's extremely difficult for a baby sitter to wake up 5 minutes before the parents return home.

A baby sitter is a teenager you hire to let your children do whatever they are big enough to do.

The worst car trouble is when the engine won't start and the payments won't stop.

Life is one dodge after another: cars, taxes, and responsibilities.

An expensive car doesn't mean the driver has money. It only means the driver HAD money.

Bumper sticker: Watch out for the driver in the car following me.

Nothing depreciates your car faster than having a neighbor buy a new one.


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