The only time you should blow your horn is when you're in a band.

The person who brags about how smart he is wouldn't if he was.

People who boast of being self-made usually have a few parts missing.

You're only young once. If you act foolish after that you'll have to find another excuse.

Good behavior gets a lot of credit that really belongs to lack of opportunity.

By the time some folks learn to behave themselves they're too old to do anything else.


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