A budget helps you pay as you go if you don't go anywhere.
Balance your budget -- rotate your creditors!
Big mouths do not advertise big brains.
Some people have more money than brains -- but not for long.
Use your brain. It's the little things that count.
If there is a substitute for brains it has to be silence.
A child who don't always tell the truth will probably grow up to be a weather forecaster.
Leisure time is what you have when the boss is on vacation.
Nothing is quite as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you claimed couldn't be done.
Your best boss is a well-trained conscience.