Committee: a group of the unfit, appointed by the unwilling, to do the unnecessary.
Technology can't come up with a better communication system than the coffee break.
If coffee breaks get any longer, some people will be late for quitting time.
To determine who the boss is, notice who's watching the clock during coffee breaks.
Some people say they have nothing to wear; others demonstrate it.
There's one thing about baldness: it's neat.
To understand the enormous job of cleaning up the environment, start cleaning out your garage.
Class reunion: where you conclude that most of the people your age seem to be a lot older than you.
Class reunion: where everybody gets together to see who is falling apart.
The mortality rates of both smokers and non-smokers are 100 percent. The only difference is the timing.