To get along with people, pretend not to know whatever they tell you.
Some people never let knowledge interrupt the easy flow of their conversation.
If you want all the conversation you can handle, put a bandage on your forehead.
An intelligent conversationalist is one who nods his head in agreement while you're talking.
A problem with small talk is that it usually comes in large doses.
90% of people couldn't start a conversation if the weather didn't change occassionally.
Fascinating conversation is the art of telling people a little less than they want to know.
The world is composed of takers and givers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better.
There's no substitute for conscience -- unless it's knowing you're being watched.
Conscience is the voice that tells you not to do something after you've done it.