There's no better diet than eating only what you can afford.
Two can live as cheaply as one -- if one doesn't eat.
If two can live as cheaply as one, why don't they?
These days, all you can do on a shoestring is trip.
A new car doesn't mean you have money; it means you used to have money.
Nothing reduces the value of a car like trading it in.
To make your current car run better, get the price of a new one.
We can't all play the same instrument, but we can all be in the same key.
A minority of people usually carry a majority of the load.
Cooperation is doing what I tell you to do, and doing it quickly.